An Asbury Park Press article reported that Howell is the 11th safest town in the whole country.
I can attest to that. During the recent Independence Day four-day weekend, about half of our neighbors were shooting off firecrackers and bottle rockets and not a one caused a fire. Neither did I hear about anyone losing any fingers.
Those weren't fireworks! They were GUNSHOTS!!! AND BAZOOKAS!! Howell is a seething cauldron of crime!
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