Ok, gang, let's play Kill, Do, or Marry!
For each choice, tell us if you would kill them, do them, or marry them. Give us a little explanation for each choice to make this fun.
You can just play with choices of the opposite sex, or for even more fun, play with both sexes!
Here are your choices:
Women:
Katie Holmes
Angelina Jolie
Gweneth Paltrow
Men:
Keanu Reeves
Woody Harrelson
Robert Downey Jr
Go!
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Well, pre-Tom, Katie would have been the obvious choice to marry. Now though, she has sunk to "kill". Angelina Jolie would be the "do"--I think she's a bit unstable (judging by her relationship with Jon Voight and her previous with Billy Bob) for anything else. That leave Gweneth (?sp) to marry--A bit boring but predictable and you get a super mother-in-law! I'll have to get back to you on the men. What are your picks?
So how did you create this list. The Men list seems obvious to me. Every one was in Scanner Darkly. The Women list seems flawed, in that Katie Holmes should be replaced by Jennifer Aniston, and then we would have a Pitt-iful list of women (Brad Pitt, that is). Katie Holmes should be associated with Penelope Cruz (or Mimi Rogers) and Nicole Kidman.
Anyway, here is my list:
Kill: Keanu Reeves: Because, If I could kill Neo, I would be all powerful.
Do: Robert Downey Jr.: Because He reminds me of Morton Downey Jr.
Marry: Woody Harrelson: Because he would have a continuous supply of Hemp. For clothes of course.
Oh wait, was I supposed to respond to the other list?
I agree with Kent---we need a list with very undesirable men and women (such as on the "D-list" show). It makes it harder to sort through that way--and more fun. Like picking the lesser of three evils for each possibility. ps on the "D-list" i thing they used the tem "bang" instead of "do".
Kent: For the women, I guess I chose celebrity mommies in the news. But replacing Katie Holmes with Jennifer Aniston would have been clever. You can play with either the list of women or men - whatever's more fun.
Pete: Although the list of men that Kathy Griffin used is undesireable to us, it was quite desireable to her mom, which I think was the point.
My picks - I was originally going to kill Woody Harrelson because he would intimidate me but I like Kent's idea. I was going to marry Keanu because he seems the most boring and hence safest. I'd still do Robert Downey Jr. because while I think he's cute, he's got way too many problems so I could never be in a relationship with him.
As for the women? Eh, who needs 'em?
Boring and safe. That is what you look for in a husband, huh? Good to know.
Compared to a flake who's father was jailed for being a hit man and a druggie who's in and out of rehab every few years, yeah, anything else seems boring. I don't have anything to go by on Keanu so I'm equating boring with safety and stability. But one doesn't have to be boring to be safe.
Anyway, marrying a guy just for a hemp wardrobe seems boring to me.
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